21 10 / 2014

'Neil also has a joke where, when the gang's eating take-out, Barney can never get the food to his mouth while eating with chopsticks…'

—craig thomas (quote)(video)

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21 10 / 2014

gaytectives:

in which kirk fails to give “the talk”

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21 10 / 2014

21 10 / 2014

b00ksandp0ems:

fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

Now this is one of my favorite quotes from tfios. None of that ‘okay’ shit. This just shows the pure and raw pain that hazel was feeling.

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21 10 / 2014

cumber-crown:

zuzuhiddles:

DON’T YOU DARE

holy crap, is that what i look like from behind?

speaking of,

nice.

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21 10 / 2014

21 10 / 2014

everlovingfluff:

kohtaspooky:

causticwench:

helloaskfemprussia:

takiki16:

hoplobasian:

FUCK

Why do they keep putting Westeros in these? No one in their right mind WANTS to go to westeros.

sCREAMING

Middle Earth

Wonderland

Camelot fuckboy!!

everlovingfluff:

kohtaspooky:

causticwench:

helloaskfemprussia:

takiki16:

hoplobasian:

FUCK

Why do they keep putting Westeros in these? No one in their right mind WANTS to go to westeros.

sCREAMING

Middle Earth

Wonderland

Camelot fuckboy!!

(Source: rottencolduniverse, via hey-sass-butt)

21 10 / 2014

21 10 / 2014

21 10 / 2014

21 10 / 2014

goodnessgracious10:

AHHHH

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOREVER. 

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21 10 / 2014

21 10 / 2014

feynificent:

"I really like pink. I always thought it was a way cool color. But I was hesitant to tell people because the second people realize you like something specific, that’s all they get you from then on. I was really into SpongeBob when I was in college, and when my twenty-first birthday came around, many of my friends (meaning more than four) bought me a pack of SpongeBob stickers. Fuck. That."

feynificent:

"I really like pink. I always thought it was a way cool color. But I was hesitant to tell people because the second people realize you like something specific, that’s all they get you from then on. I was really into SpongeBob when I was in college, and when my twenty-first birthday came around, many of my friends (meaning more than four) bought me a pack of SpongeBob stickers. Fuck. That."

(via spoopymusicalsarelifetome)

20 10 / 2014

glasmond:

A quick belly study. I love bellies!

glasmond:

A quick belly study. I love bellies!

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20 10 / 2014

alphabetponyyy:

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  


Omg

alphabetponyyy:

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

Omg

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